I don’t know about you, but I can only take so much of the gloom and doom today. It’s just too fine a spring day in Katy. Time to lighten up — so here’s my two bits.
Maybe these seemingly innocuous CD players had a scary Lite-Brite figure glowing on the cover?
SANTA FE, New Mexico (AP) — Three CD players hidden under a cathedral’s pews blared sexually explicit language in the middle of an Ash Wednesday Mass, leading a bomb squad to detonate two of the devices.
Authorities determined the music players were not dangerous and kept the third one to check it for clues, said police Capt. Gary Johnson.
Either that, or the Sante Fe bomb squad doesn’t get enough practice time with its detonators.
Related to this (though I’m really not sure why I think so):
Bless their hearts — they meant well. Sometimes, that’s just about all you can expect, eh?