Polimom Says

"Don't talk to anybody, Mom"

Adorable Child just called from school.  It seems that she needs me to rush right up there (*snort!!*) to sign a form.  (It’s the last day, Mom!)
Sorry, AC.  Can’t rush up there right now.
So she says it’ll be okay if I come at lunch-time and meet up with her to sign it.  Oh!  And while I’m at it, could I please bring her some chicken nuggets from Micky D’s….
Hahahahaha!
I say that sounds like fun!  We haven’t had lunch together in ages!
**crickets chirping**

AC:  No, Mom!  Just bring the lunch and leave it with me.  I’ll meet you outside the cafeteria, and you can sign the form and give me the food.
Polimom:  That doesn’t sound like a very good deal for me, Dear One.
AC:  It’s not.  But it’d be too embarassing!
Polimom:  No lunch?  No form.
AC:  Okay…. you can come.  But just sit there!  Don’t talk to anybody!

LOL!!!!!   Should I wear the bright pink wig from Halloween, do you think?  Or just the glasses / nose?