Polimom Says

I'm back online (but my feelings are hurt)

Sorry for dropping off the virtual planet like that, folks.
Evidently — in spite of my very best Dale Carnegie efforts — somebody (somebodies?) decided I’m not quite their cuppa tea. The technical Powers That Be tell me that Polimom succumbed to a Denial of Service attack (or rather, the server did).
Comments (and a couple other features) are currently disabled, but I’ll bring everything back in stages so the kind folks working behind the scenes can keep an eye on the situation.
In the meantime, though, I’m relieved to be back, and I’ve got a message for whoever it was that decided I should crash:

PFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT!!!!!