While working my way through Thanksgiving leftovers this week (and the related refrigerator storage challenges), I’ve been amused by Andrew Sullivan‘s learning curve about Mormons:
I had no idea about underwear. Is this an urban legend? Or is there something to it?
Suddenly, pictures of the sacred undies are all over the blogosphere, and everybody’s talking about it. Surely I’m not the only non-Mormon who already knew about this?
FWIW, the Mormons that told me about the temple garments were on my bowling team, and I can state with absolute authority that their underwear did not improve their scores in any way… or at least, not well enough to beat the more conventionally-dressed Polimom.
So — If Mitt Romney would please just respond to this burning national curiosity about what he’s wearing under his suit, perhaps we could move on to more substantive issues? Like… how many times can one re-heat gravy before it goes all lumpy? And is there a way to distinguish between potatoes that were mashed with their skins on, and dressing, in an identically sized and shaped storage container?