What excites the MSM?

Let’s see…
More rioting in the Muslim world about the cartoons.
(MSM: Yawn…)
Hmmm… Carlie Brucia’s killer whines and snivels about his tough life.
(MSM: snore…)
New Orleans gets a hospital opened!
(MSM: Where’s New Orleans again?)
The White House didn’t tell us IMMEDIATELY about a hunting accident!
(MSM: OHMYGOD! THAT’S REALLY CRITICAL!!)
The man accidently shot by Cheney has a heart attack from bird-shot lodged in his heart.
(MSM: Was that the guy Cheney didn’t want to tell us about?)
Polimom actually thinks this last one outranks the ridiculous hysteria about Cheney’s press-release protocols by rather a lot. But then… I’m not the MSM.
Thank goodness we all have something to get excited about today.
Update 7:15pm: I guess I don’t pass the inkblot test. I really dislike the current administration, but I still think the MSM has lost its metaphorical marbles over the “Cheney’s Got a Gun” event.