Evidently, the TABC’s sights were on the wrong target last week. Instead of looking in bars, they need to be infiltrating restaurants! That’s where this bozo loaded himself up before driving out and clipping two pedestrians last year.
In the interests of fairness, though, Polimom has no trouble understanding why these British visitors might have been looking the wrong way when they stepped into the street. If it weren’t for “LOOK RIGHT” or “LOOK LEFT” signs on the pavement, it’s likely I’d have done exactly the same thing two weeks ago in London.
Still, I think we should blame the whole thing on the TABC. After their idiocy, they deserve it.
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