I can’t tell whether Chuck Norris is just lost in a Texas Ranger script, or he’s been kicked in the head too many times. Either way, though, he’s got a very tenuous grip on his tether to earth.
When I appeared on Glenn Beck’s radio show, he told me that someone had asked him, “Do you really believe that there is going to be trouble in the future?” And he answered, “If this country starts to spiral out of control and Mexico melts down or whatever, if it really starts to spiral out of control, before America allows a country to become a totalitarian country (which it would have under I think the Republicans as well in this situation; they were taking us to the same place, just slower), Americans won’t stand for it. There will be parts of the country that will rise up.” Then Glenn asked me and his listening audience, “And where’s that going to come from?” He answered his own question, “Texas, it’s going to come from Texas. Do you agree with that Chuck?” I replied, “Oh yeah!” Definitely.
It was these types of thoughts that led me to utter the tongue-n-cheek frustration on Glenn Beck’s radio show, “I may run for president of Texas!”
I’m not saying that other states won’t muster the gumption to stand and secede, but Texas has the history to prove it.
Yeah, that secession thing worked out really well the last time, eh? Too bad Chucky (and Glenn Beck, evidently) skipped history class that day.
But drive on, boys:
For those losing hope, and others wanting to rekindle the patriotic fires of early America, I encourage you to join Fox News’ Glenn Beck, me and millions of people across the country in the live telecast, “We Surround Them,” on Friday afternoon (March 13 at 5 p.m. ET, 4 p.m. CT and 2 p.m. PST). Thousands of cell groups will be united around the country in solidarity over the concerns for our nation.
Friday the 13th! How appropriate!
Chucky, of course, has a 700-acre ranch in Texas, where (as he told Glenn Beck) he keeps “lots of guns” that are explicitly not for hunting. So he’s ready. (I haven’t googled it, but I’m guessing it’s not far from Waco. Has anybody checked the chemicals in the water there?)
Dude. You’re nuttier than a fruitcake.