Aha! Guys learn all that obscure macho stuff by osmosis!
I admit it. I didn’t know this. Since I’m just a Y-deficient blogger, though, I had to check with Dear Husband. And it turns out she’s right!
DH confirms that he did not actually read the 200+ military books in his library. Rather, he placed them under his pillow at night. It’s a slow process, he says, but relatively painless as long as he doesn’t try to absorb more than one or two at a time.
I wonder, though, whether he couldn’t have just kinda stood around near some other guys who already knew this stuff, and just absorbed it all that way? Also — do you think beer-swilling helps the process or hurts?
Best of all (for me) — Dana Perino’s enlightened input explains the single biggest shock I had after I married DH: that all men are not actually born with the ability to work on cars. Now that I understand the process, though, maybe I’ll just buy him some books and he can sleep on it.
h/t to Think Progress
Men have the same puzzlement over how women know the difference between the alleged colors “eggshell” and “off white,” or “taupe” and “beige,” or identifying a slingback vs a sandal. Obviously estrogen plays a huge role in color recognition and footwear expertise.
Oh! You mean…. you fell for that???? LOL!!! I thought you guys had caught onto us after all this time.
Beer-swilling definitely helps. As does
looking at pictures of nekkid femalesreading the articles in Playboy.~EdT.